Hi I am Cheung Yeung Kwong, a certified night-owl.

My life runs on a strict diet of instant noodles, 3 a.m. debugging sessions, and the faint hope that one day my code will compile on the first try. When I’m not accidentally rm –rf-ing the wrong folder, I’m busy photosynthesizing under the glow of RGB fans and pretending my browser tabs are a valid personality trait.

Academic super-power: turning a one-line requirements email into a 4 000-word report nobody asked for. Hobbies include rage-quitting Excel, collecting half-finished side-projects, and writing commit messages that could double as cryptic fortune cookies. If you need me, I’ll be in the corner yelling at Docker for not shipping with free emotional support.

Fun fact: I once parallel-parked a segfault and lived to tell the tale. My GitHub graph looks like a Christmas tree on steroids, and my sleep schedule is best described as “distributed” across every time zone. Hit me up if you want to debate tabs vs spaces or need someone to explain why your model is overfitting more than a tinfoil hat convention.

Catchphrase: “It works on my machine (and nowhere else).” Welcome to the circus—pull up a chair, grab some popcorn, and let’s watch the compiler burn together.